AntiSocial
If I put all of this crap into an alphabetical list with links to my profiles, I’m no longer complaining in misanthropic isolation. Now I’m networking in misanthropic isolation.
britekite
My cellphone is apparently going to make friends with a pink cellphone? Well, good. It’s about time that damn thing got a life of it’s own. Get off my ass, freeloading cellphone!
del.icio.us
Oh Yahoo. Is there nothing you can’t destroy with your omnivorous neglect?
I am a unique flower. Send UniqueFlowr app to ten friends so you can be unique flower!
flickr
Yeah, right.
friendfeed
The next next next thing. Totally going mainstream, man. Totally.
friendster
Incurable social disease. Once in a while, it flares up with a sad reminder…
google reader
A link blog? Where you have to post the links? That is waaay too much work, bro. I just click the orange thing and move on. I got shit ta do!
last.fm
An efficiently operating cybernetic control mechanism will make its subjects desire the mechanism of control. Beep boop beep!
When smell-o-vision finally “goes mainstream” LinkedIn is going to add a widget for sniffing the paper stock of your business card. Can you smell “monetize” ?
myspace
You know what’s hot? FBI agents pretending to be underage furries. That is hot.
plurk
A headless dog is it? Who “plurks” people, I assume? Because “twittering” didn’t make me feel meaningless enough?
pmog
Special steampunk magic delivers animated pop-up advertising with uncontrollable audio. As a game!! Awesome!!!
- (uninstalled)
The poop is coming out now…
