Jason Brown

whoa…

If you run Microsoft Windows and you use Microsoft IE to visit a Microsoft IIS website, you will get squrted in the face with the Microsoft dumbass gun (made in China)

“maybe if I ignore her, she’ll think I’m taking notes…”

What if a malfunctioning voicemail system had a debate with twitter over minimalism? Now we know.

Desperate Housewives essentially functioned as a kind of cognitive heat sink, dissipating thinking that might otherwise have built up and caused society to overheat.